Cops, if we have heard one excuse, we have heard them all.  One of the least believable, but for some unknown reason one of the most popular excuses we hear is, "These Aren't My Pants." 
This classic excuse is a go-to when someone is in a jam. Maybe one of these times it will work...Nah.
 
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